Avoid these yuletide crank yankers at all costs. Over the course of this site’s short run (since 2009 baby!) I’ve seen a lot of bad movies. I’ve seen a lot of good ones too, but for whatever reason its the bad ones that tend to stick with you – sorta like a stale licorice stick. […]
Christmas
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I SO want one of these toys this year! Wait… these aren’t commercials for the new Turbo Action Robot Santa?! Laaaame. Well, he does put the boot (literally) to the real Santa and has an army of evil Christmas trees, I guess that is pretty rad… I just can’t hate you Robot Santa. Mad strangelove […]
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A little over a year ago I first discovered a little web series that seemed to have all the right ingredients: a killer Kringle, robots, mutants, mad scientists and… well, just about every other strange mash-up creature you can think of. That series was INFINITE SANTA 8000 and while the first story arc might have […]
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After our last Christmas specials countdown I thought maybe stuff was getting a bit too mushy and lovely, so I decided to give into the spirit of the season and let it indulge me… NOT! Not everything about Christmas is as cuddly and heartwarming as it may seem to be, there’s also a lot of […]
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Santa doesn’t quite seem as “on it” as he usually is these days. In fact, he’s really sort of a looney toon if you ask me… never did trust a man who survives on nothing but cookies, milk and “magic” anyhow. I mean who in their right mind would put me on the “nice” list […]
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Shortly after Nickelodeon cancelled The Ren & Stimpy Show -citing it as overly violent – creator John Kricfalusi and his studio (Spümcø) decided to go balls out with a completely uncensored series of cartoons online. As the first series ever to be released this way, The Goddamn George Liquor Program! was rude, crude and delightfully […]
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by Rondal 5 Comments
Well, we’re knee deep in the jingle jangle holiday and along with the rest of the world getting our Christmas splendor on the only way we know how… with a Christmas Special Cartoon Countdown! That’s right, today’s Winter wonderland article is in celebration of a few Christmas specials that time has forgotten. We’re talking Tiny […]
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Santa Claus is coming to town… to kick some alien ass! Ever since I first saw Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, I knew there was more to Santa Claus then what the storybooks and Rankin/Bass special led me to believe. Yesterday we saw proof of that as Santa was apparently murdered at the hands of […]
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Nothing says Christmas like reindeer decapitations and a little alien on human homicide. I always knew Santa Claus had traveled through space! Too bad these smart-ass aliens don’t know how to drive better or he might still be around these days. Eh, Santa shouldn’t have been driving while talking on his cell anyway. This short […]