Like that holiday where we lure a strange bearded man into our homes with milk and cookies in the hopes he leaves us material goods, Halloween is used as a set piece for most of our favorite cartoon shows of yesteryear. Occasionally, these offbeat cartoon specials can fall behind the desk we call “adult life,” […]
Scotty Floronic
Hailing from the Great White North, Scottys' passion for horror movies, toys and anything sci-fi was cemented early on in life. He spends most of his time writing for Drunk in a Graveyard and talking about all things horror and cult on twitter (@drunkinagraveyard). When he does get away from the clutches of the web, he can usually be found in thrift stores and flea markets, digging for Masters of the Universe toys and long forgotten VHS tapes.
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Cereal Smuggling: A Savage Tale of Cereal Monster Skullduggery
Excerpt from The Rum Diary: Fear, Loathing and Drunk in a Graveyard (2013) The trip started out innocently enough. We were going to Austin, TX to take in a horror movie festival; nothing untoward or unusual, at least in my circle of friends. The thought of trying to leave the United States with anything other […]
Tagged with: Boo Berry, cereals, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, monster cereals
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So Bad, It’s Good: Snake Eater (1989)
Take 2 scoops of Rambo, a few good ol’ boys bring a healthy dose of Deliverance with them and a dash of hillbilly mutation ala The Hills Have Eyes, throw it all into a tanktop and a pair of stone washed jeans and you end up with the 1980’s action flick Snake Eater… sort of. […]
Tagged with: 80s, action, Deliverance, Hills Have Eyes, Rambo, Snake Eater, So Bad It's Good
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The Top 5: Strangest TMNT Action Figures from the Original Playmates Line
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure line was a staple for me growing up. Not just the turtles themselves though, but all the assorted comrades and nemesis they managed to acquire over the years of acting as NYC’s cartoon protectors. Sure, there was Shredder, Bebop, Rocksteady and the foot; they were all pretty cool. […]
Tagged with: action figures, countdown, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT, Top 5, toys, Weird
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So Bad It’s Good: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
I’ve tossed the idea around of doing a piece for this movie since the very first time I wrote anything for Strange Kids Club. I’ve had the idea poo-pooed, nay-nayed and have generally been informed I’m the only person in my circle of friends AND on the internet that finds any redemptive or entertaining qualities […]
Tagged with: 90s, comedy, Shellabration, So Bad It's Good, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TMNT
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So Bad It’s Good: Nemisis 2 – Nebula
Don’t tell me you don’t love cyborgs. Who didn’t grow up wishing they had a bionic limb like Cable or enhanced senses like Robocop? Or how about an arm that transformed into a laser with which to vanquish all comers? Probably a minority, at least for visitors to this site. Why the cyborg talk you […]
Tagged with: 80s, B-movie, Predator, RoboCop, sci-fi, So Bad It's Good, The Terminator, time travel
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So Bad It’s Good: Surf Nazis Must Die
Surf Nazis Must Die. A title like that just rolls off the tongue, dripping in equal parts cheese and cult movie goodness. Mind you, it is a Troma movie, so that much is to be expected. This beautiful piece of cult movie goodness take place “Sometime in the near future” after a major earthquake has […]
Tagged with: 80s, Lloyd Kaufman, post-apocalyptic, So Bad It's Good, Surf Nazis Must Die, Troma
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So Bad, It’s Good: Dolph Lundgren in THE PUNISHER
If there’s ever a worry in your mind about the quality of the film you are making, just add explosions. This little bit of sage advice has to be in one of those “How To Make Cheap Movies On The Cheap” handbooks that seem to be cropping up all over the place the last few […]
Tagged with: 80s, 90s, action, Dolph Lundgren, Marvel, Marvel Comics, So Bad It's Good, The Punisher
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So Bad, It’s Good: DEATHSTALKER
Though I’m forever and always a horror fan, I have a deep-seated love of all movies low budget and high spirited. It’s one of the reasons I never gave up my VHS collection during the great DVD conversion of 20-ought-5 and continue to seek out and hoard them like VHS tapes will be some form […]
Tagged with: 1980s, 80s, barbarian, Deathstalker, Lloyd Kaufman, Roger Corman, So Bad It's Good
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So Bad It’s Good: CHILDREN OF THE CORN III
I tend to enjoy my horror one of two ways: swathed in darkness and dripping in grue or tongue firmly planted in cheek and silly. Children of the Corn 3: Urban Harvest fits the silly aspect of my second group of preferences to a T, though I’m not entirely certain this movie was made with […]
Tagged with: Children of the Corn, horror, So Bad It's Good, Stephen King