Infinite Santa 8000 Returns and He’s Bringing the Giftpocalypse with him!

A little over a year ago I first discovered a little web series that seemed to have all the right ingredients: a killer Kringle, robots, mutants, mad scientists and… well, just about every other strange mash-up creature you can think of. That series was INFINITE SANTA 8000 and while the first story arc might have ended last year, Infinite Santa never really dies (it’s in his name, duh!).

In fact, the old bastard is set to return next Winter with a brand new movie that will see Santa up against a tough new foe… the “Evil Easter Bunny.” Like any good mad scientist Dr. Shakleton will also return to wreak as much havoc as possible, trying once again to put the kibosh on Christmas (and Santa) forever. For more information visit the official Infinite Santa 8000 website.

GIFTPOCALYPSE GIVEAWAY ALERT!!

Before all that, though, Santa (and his elves at Burnt Reindeer Films) were cool enough to deliver a few stockings of FREE SWAG to the clubhouse for all of you. We’ve got 5 Infinite Santa Giftpocalypse stockings – which include a signed Infinite Santa poster, Vol. 1 DVD, 2 postcards, 2 Christmas cards PLUS a bonus Drive-In Horror DVD and soundtrack.

How can you win this glorious prize pack?

Leave a comment below revealing your strangest Santa Clause encounter as a kid (or adult). It could have been a fist fight with a mall Santa, mysterious Santa sightings on the internets… who knows!

Comments can be posted until December 19th. After that comments will be closed and we’ll pick 4 winners; determined by a random generator. You can increase your chances of winning by sharing this post on Twitter and Youtube, just be sure to tag us so we can keep track!

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Written by Rondal

Rondal is the Editor-in-Chief of Strange Kids Club and a creative instigator who tackles each day with Red Bull-induced enthusiasm and a mind for adventure. Rondal has written for other sites including Rue Morgue, Fuel Your Illustration and Bloodsprayer. His obsession with horror movies, 80s animation and action figures is considered unhealthy by medical professionals.

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  • Brandon Bennett

    When I was about 7 years old I caught ‘Santa’ getting my mom from behind. Of course, at the time, I had no idea what he was doing. Thought he was hurting her, so I started screaming at him. You can imagine my parents surprise when they were caught. lol

    • Well, it looks like we’re off to a good start… that’s certainly a Strange Santa Encounter. Thanks for being the first to step up and share it, Brandon!

  • Nax Gardner

    About three years ago, I was walking through the city around christmas and saw a Santa playing some Black Sabbath outside of one of the record shops in town. I stopped, we had a smoke, he played Iron Man, everybody won that day.

    • Strange Kid

      Heavy Metal Santa? Heck yeah!

  • Earthdancedaph

    Wish i had the picture, i grew up in the sixtys and those mall santas were creepy.i was bawling my eyes out!!!
    Yes santa i have been very good now let meee go!!!!

    • Rondal

      Hahaha, mall food court Santas… the scourge of children everywhere!

  • supervillain

    oh this is awesome! the cartoon and the contest…. heres my entry

    when i was about 5 or 6 my mom had a best friend and this woman’s husband was out of his mind….he had some serious mental wartime trauma . he was really mean, he would tell me and my sister to shut up when he would drive us home from being babysat, and he always had an insaine crazy stare in his eyes (like jack nicholas in the shining)…

    one year for christmas my mom said we were going to visit santa, me and my sister were excited beyond belief….so we arrive at her friends house and i was over joyed…until we walked in!

    we walked in and there is this skinny santa, with a horrible beard and wig, and as i’m looking up with a stupid smile on my face, i realize its that crazy son of a bitch dressed up like santa. i’ve never been so horrified in my young life…. i was paralized…. it was the first time i had ever seen him smile and it was even scarier then when he would get mad and yell at me to shut up.

    the rest is blocked from my memory, i think i blacked out after that moment….

    i dont know what happened to these people since we moved away a long long time ago…but i’m sure that guy is in a padded cell somewhere rocking back and fourth in a cornner of the room wearing a full santa costume….

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

    • I gotta admit, that’s pretty messed up. I’m just trying to picture an insane, skinny Santa running around somewhere… smiling.

      I have this image firmly ingrained in my mind now btw:

      Jack Nicholson Santa

      • supervillain

        HAHA!!!! dead on, if you cover from his nose down you will see the exact image from my terrifying childhood experience, haha!

        you may have that image ingrained in your mind, but i lived it brother! haha!