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We Survived THE WORLD’S END and All We Got Was This Lousy Review

We Survived THE WORLD’S END and All We Got Was This Lousy Review

Posted On: August 29, 2013

WARNING: Spoilers (and hangovers) to follow. The grand finale of Edgar Wright’s “Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy,” beginning in [...]

BAD MILO Wiggles His Way into Your Heart… And Out of Your Anus [Review]

BAD MILO Wiggles His Way into Your Heart… And Out of Your Anus [Review]

Posted On: August 27, 2013

Duncan (Ken Marino) is a man with issues. His father (Stephen Root) left when he was just a [...]

TURBO KID is Getting a Second Chance to Save You Thanks to EMAfilms

TURBO KID is Getting a Second Chance to Save You Thanks to EMAfilms

Posted On: August 26, 2013

Back when Drafthouse Films’ The ABCs of Death premiered last year it was a mixed bag of wild [...]

YOU’RE NEXT Takes the Slasher Genre and Makes it Fun Again [Review]

YOU’RE NEXT Takes the Slasher Genre and Makes it Fun Again [Review]

Posted On: August 23, 2013

It’s been a long (long) time coming, but I can finally say that I’ve seen the home invasion [...]

Funny or Die presents Shel Silverstein’s THE GIVING TREE Horror Movie

Funny or Die presents Shel Silverstein’s THE GIVING TREE Horror Movie

Posted On: August 14, 2013

The fact that this fake trailer looks more entertaining than half of the real trailers I’ve seen all [...]

Red Band Trailer for ‘BAD MILO’ Unleashes Anus Monster – Coming in August

Red Band Trailer for ‘BAD MILO’ Unleashes Anus Monster – Coming in August

Posted On: July 31, 2013

I’ve met plenty of people in life who walk around with a stick up their ass, but no [...]

So Bad, It’s Good: Hulk Hogan in SUBURBAN COMMANDO

So Bad, It’s Good: Hulk Hogan in SUBURBAN COMMANDO

Posted On: July 16, 2013

I’m sure you’re all familiar with the saying “so bad, it’s good.” It’s typically used to describe something [...]

‘Mystery Team’ – an Offbeat Crime Solving Comedy Packed with One-Liners (Review)

‘Mystery Team’ – an Offbeat Crime Solving Comedy Packed with One-Liners (Review)

Posted On: June 18, 2013

Mystery Team is not your momma’s Nancy Drew or Bobbsey Twins mystery story. It starts out mild enough, [...]

Fairytales Get a Grim Makeover in 13 ‘Bloody Cuts’ Short Films

Fairytales Get a Grim Makeover in 13 ‘Bloody Cuts’ Short Films

Posted On: June 12, 2013

The 90s were ripe with horror-themed programming for kids, especially anthology-based horror shows. There was Are You Afraid [...]

‘Lords of Salem’ is a Hauntingly Surreal, Psychological Horror Film

‘Lords of Salem’ is a Hauntingly Surreal, Psychological Horror Film

Posted On: April 22, 2013

As I sat in dimly lit theater watching the end credits to Rob Zombie’s Lords of Salem, trying [...]