Get Your Hands on GORDO’s One-Eyed Willy!

Gordos - One-Eyed Willy preorder

…not that kind of one-eyed willy, you pervs. This kind of One-Eyed Willy:

That’s right, we’re talking about that infamous one-eyed sea dog with a booty full of precious gems from The Goonies (or more specifically his corpse)! Now available for pre-order on Gorgo’s website, One-Eyed Willy is an officially licensed plush toy that comes “completely decked out in awesome pirate duds, including embroidered jewelry, a buccaneer bandana, and iconic pirate hat.” At only $20 he’s already cheaper than his compatriots (Chunk and Sloth), so grab a Willy while supplies last and “set sail for adventure!”

Item is scheduled to ship later this Fall (October/November).

Written by Rondal

Rondal is the Editor-in-Chief of Strange Kids Club and a creative instigator who tackles each day with Red Bull-induced enthusiasm and a mind for adventure. Rondal has written for other sites including Rue Morgue, Fuel Your Illustration and Bloodsprayer. His obsession with horror movies, 80s animation and action figures is considered unhealthy by medical professionals.

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