…not that kind of one-eyed willy, you pervs. This kind of One-Eyed Willy:
That’s right, we’re talking about that infamous one-eyed sea dog with a booty full of precious gems from The Goonies (or more specifically his corpse)! Now available for pre-order on Gorgo’s website, One-Eyed Willy is an officially licensed plush toy that comes “completely decked out in awesome pirate duds, including embroidered jewelry, a buccaneer bandana, and iconic pirate hat.” At only $20 he’s already cheaper than his compatriots (Chunk and Sloth), so grab a Willy while supplies last and “set sail for adventure!”
Item is scheduled to ship later this Fall (October/November).