Introducing ‘Stenched’ – A Collection of Ugly Ecards for Ugly People

Birthdays. Anniversaries. Get Well Soon. There’s virtually a card for every occasion. But what about a cards that are rude, crude and comically offensive? Well, thanks to artist and fellow strange kid Eric “SuperVillain” Millen, we now have a solution: Stenched.com.

Conceived as a collection of virtual greeting cards to be shared online, Stenched mixes the gross-out factor of Garbage Pail Kids with snarky comments like “Happy Birthday! Now you’re one year closer to bleeding when you fart!” or “You’re about as stupid as slam poetry!” They’re equally odd and offensive – the perfect anonymous gift for any friend or foe.