The Rube’s Review: The Monster Squad
EDITOR’S NOTE: I would like to introduce a brand new writer to the SKC: Sage James Spirtos, otherwise known as The Rube. The Rube will be joining us here over the next few weeks from his secret base, the impenetrable fortress called Rusty Quarters Retro Arcade & Museum. If you’re in the Minneapolis, MN area it’s definitely the place to be!
I was going through my movies this morning, looking for something that I haven’t seen in awhile. First, I went through my 500+ DVD collection and just couldn’t find anything that really interested me, so I decided to get dirty and go through my very dusty and long forgotten VHS collection… I wonder if anyone remembers VHS tapes anymore?
Anyways, while I was looking through dozens of horror movies, which basically makes up about 95% of my DVD and VHS movie collection, I found a tape with no labels on it. Out of curiosity, I dusted it off, put in the machine, and pressed play. To my surprise, it was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid… The Monster Squad. Ok, for you guys and girls that might have not seen (or even been born to watch) this 1988 feature film, the story goes like this:
A group of kids must stop Dracula and his group of Universal Monsters from getting their claws on a mystical amulet and Van Helsing’s diary (that one of the kids moms finds at a garage sale). If evil gets possession of these two items, they will have the power to destroy the world!
I know it sounds kinda cheesy (which is part of it’s charm) but other than some pretty intense scenes (which I’ll get to in a sec), all of the monster makeup/special effects are 100% top notch, even by today’s’ standards… and I have to say they are the coolest revamps of Universal monsters that I have ever seen. All, except for the creature design (created by Steve Wang), where done by Stan Winston’s crew… you know, the guys that did the makeup/special effects for The Terminator movies, Predator, Jurassic Park, Pumpkinhead, and so many more.
Ok, so for those who haven’t seen it yet you must be saying to yourself, “Why the fuck should I care about tracking down this dated 80′s kids movie?” Well, here’s a list of some of the things that you’ll see in this PG-13 romp:
Oh, did I mention that this was a (PG-13) rated movie…?
All of the reasons above totally makes up for some of the 80′s cheese (some of the 80′s slang, Town & Country kids apparel, shitty montage music and rap song at the end credits, etc.) that you will have to endure in this picture but trust me, it’s really worth the ride. For those that don’t have don’t know what a VCR is, The Monster Squad is also available on a remastered 20th Anniversary 2-Disc DVD, which is fully loaded with commentaries from director Fred Dekker and most of the cast (R.I.P. Fat Kid), commercials, stills, and deleted scenes.