Ichi! Ni! San! Shi! The Karate Rap Says Train Yo Body with Karate

Karate Rap

“Come on everybody train ka-ra-tee. Hee-yah!!!”

S’ho once again the glory of the internets cannot be denied thanks to this AWE-SOME music video boasting the benefits of karate. Man… if I had known that learning karate meant creating sparkly explosions at will I would have signed up when I was three!

Written by Strange Kid

Strange Kid is the kind of monster-loving, trouble-making adolescent that refuses to grow up or give in to any of those other boring "responsibilities" that comes with being an adult. He likes to collect Garbage Pail Kids, always has a "monster in his pocket" and ritualistically devours an entire box of Frankenberry cereal for breakfast.

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  • ….See what cocaine lead to kids?

    • Strange Kid

      Ichi! Ni! San! Shi! Ichi! Ni! San! Shi!

  • And here was me thinking that Carl Douglas’ Kung Fu Fighting was the only martial arts based song.

    I wouldn’t mind knowing who the credited artist is.