I Like to ‘Shoot’ Big Butts and I Cannot Lie

With more gaming options available now than every before, it takes a very special kind of game to grab my attention; one with great gameplay, impressive graphics, a deep storyline… or just giant, floating buttocks that shoot lazers and try to kill you. I’m pretty easy to please.

Unfortunately, if you’re a game developer and you think you’ve struck pay dirt with this idea, I’m sorry to inform you it’s been done. Yes, fans of buttocks-es rejoice! There’s finally a game where you can flatulent your way to victory – 8 bit style – thanks to the mysterious artiste known as Lazercats (aka Kyle from Seattle).

A flash-based game, SHOOT THE BUTTS is a psychedelic journey through “Butt Forest” where you must defeat the vile Giga Butt and save the world because that’s what weird, green and purple-colored people do. Or, if you believe the “official synopsis” it’s because:

When you try your best, you can shoot the butts, and save everyone! Because there is no one left. No one but you! There might be some things to eat.