I Like to ‘Shoot’ Big Butts and I Cannot Lie

Shoot the Butts

With more gaming options available now than every before, it takes a very special kind of game to grab my attention; one with great gameplay, impressive graphics, a deep storyline… or just giant, floating buttocks that shoot lazers and try to kill you. I’m pretty easy to please.

Unfortunately, if you’re a game developer and you think you’ve struck pay dirt with this idea, I’m sorry to inform you it’s been done. Yes, fans of buttocks-es rejoice! There’s finally a game where you can flatulent your way to victory – 8 bit style – thanks to the mysterious artiste known as Lazercats (aka Kyle from Seattle).

A flash-based game, SHOOT THE BUTTS is a psychedelic journey through “Butt Forest” where you must defeat the vile Giga Butt and save the world because that’s what weird, green and purple-colored people do. Or, if you believe the “official synopsis” it’s because:

When you try your best, you can shoot the butts, and save everyone! Because there is no one left. No one but you! There might be some things to eat.

Written by Rondal

Rondal is the Editor-in-Chief of Strange Kids Club and a creative instigator who tackles each day with Red Bull-induced enthusiasm and a mind for adventure. Rondal has written for other sites including Rue Morgue, Fuel Your Illustration and Bloodsprayer. His obsession with horror movies, 80s animation and action figures is considered unhealthy by medical professionals.

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