Ever heard of that film, Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things? Evidently this kid never did because who else would go all “Damien” on a fluffy bunny rabbit by tossing it over a bridge in order to shill out toys? Who I ask you?! …personally, I would have chosen a ferret or a squirrel. Yeah… definitely a squirrel.
We call it ‘Pet Shop’. But don’t be fooled by the cute title. It’s not cute. It was wrought in the fires of Hell. The producer was Beelzebub. The boom operator was Mephistopheles. And the Director was Satan himself (or Fraser Jamieson as he sometimes likes to be known).
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